
Or not. I saw this in a news article recently. The jaffas are trying to "cool-up" the narrow-minded, ridiculous, non-sensical, priority-lacking pile of shite that is the orange order with the introduction of a twat-faced arsemonger in a pair of tights.
Apparently, there's a competition as to what this gimp should be called and the odds-on favourite is "Sash Gordon".
Like, fucking hell.
As if our bigoted bretheren weren't already the subject of much ridicule. An orange "super"-hero. Anyone reading this (and maybe a prior post or two) could be forgiven for thinking that I have something against the jaffas. I don't really. I think they're idiots. I think they're backward. I think they're to be more to be pitied than scolded (Before you shell out any pity on them, laugh at them first. Always with the ridicule.) but they're just so ridiculous in everything they do that there's no way they could possibly instill any sort of hatred in me.
So I say "keep it up, citrus-boys.... you couldn't write this sort of comedy"

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